Welcome to the Dog House
   
 
Hi! i'm the bar tender and owner of the dog house.
If you're new here, these are the rules:
1. You have to say or do something to Fut-nut every 2.16 seconds.
2. You have to say or do something to offend
Fut-head every 5.32 seconds.
3. You can't say or do anything that might be remotely considered kind to fut-nut or fut-head.
4. ABSOULUTELY NO BARITONE SAX PLAYERS ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

 
See that? That is for people who break our rules(but we also use it on fut-nut and fut-head).
Other than people who get the chair, everyone has a good time at the dog house(except fut-nut and fut-head).
 
Stuff we do in the dog house:
make fun of fut-nut
make fun of fut-head
play darts (and other pub games)
eat
drink
 
Favourite links
 

Bobs Diner
Go here! It's hilarious


Mother Against Fraser Harris
He's why we invented the chair. Enough said.

Email me at:
[email protected]

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